Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried throw somebits to a massive alligator. Witnesses report that Trump maybe got a little a bit personal with the creature, resulting in some nervouschuckles. The {entireincident was captured on video, and clips have instantly gone trending online.
- It's unclear
- went to the prison island
- conspiracy theories abound that he wastesting his bravery
Breaking News: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has confronted a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from a bewildered Secret Service agent.
Stay tuned for more updates on this wild event!
Trump's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even said he will order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these giant lizards runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.
- Make America Great Again !
Bigly Donald's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The President himself is hitting the swamps on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he make a click here deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, ex Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild journey. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious grit and is going into a cage full of mean alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was his idea.
What could possibly go wrong?? Only time will show.